actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via thirty-seconds-to-uranus)

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy, via nice-wig-janis)

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: dominatrixes, via uncareingbitch)